Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
    Me: Someone told me to go to hell
    Me: Couldn't find it at first
    Me: But now I'm here

lufioh:

when you stay up all night and realize its morning

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"—Y conserva tus sueños —dijo —. Nunca sabes cuándo te van a hacer falta."
- La sombra del viento. (via nefertary-meritenmut)

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